[贴图] 发段笑话你看，很现实

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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">人啊，都不讲实话：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说股票是毒品，都在玩；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说美女是祸水，都想要；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说高处不胜寒，都在爬；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说烟酒伤身体，就不戒；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">说天堂最美好，都不去</font></span><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US">!!!<br/></span><span style="COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">当今社会，穷吃肉，富吃虾，领导干部吃王八；</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">男想高，女想瘦，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">狗穿衣裳人露肉；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">过去把第一次留给丈夫</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">现在把第一胎留给丈夫；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">乡下早晨鸡叫人，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">城里晚上人叫鸡；</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体" XML:LANG="EN-US"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 21pt; COLOR: #cc0000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New="New"  Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 16px">新社会演员卖身不卖艺。</font></span></p>
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